#lololololol jk

[allersinwonderland]

I don’t like Atobe but MY GOD this tracks (also. This won’t Twitter artist draws him so gorgeous like yep i understand why he has so many fangirls)

Atobe, please😂

[hatake]

fucked things up with a person i was starting to like and have been sad about it all week :(

[geode-crystal]

Glad to see that I am not the only one whose Whump Awakening was a Disney movie lol

[woilt]

I thoroughly did not enjoy this picture

I finally finished my picture of Jack Black as Bowsette! I hope you all enjoy this picture!

[emptyglittervoid]

My spin class instructor said we had to work extra hard today to burn off all the halloween candy.. not a single piece of candy or chocolate has touched these lips... my body is a temple... lololololol Jks I just have a raging ED

[6mayhem]

top ten men??

okay.....this is a long personal post BE PREPARED!!! to find me cringe after this

in no particular order and most are also gonna be fictional LOLOLOLOLOL starting with the real people tho

gerard way...what can i say..... just 10/10 who I'm trying to be. All my problems would be solved if I could 100% embody him body mind and soul circa mid 2000s because spiritually that's who i was born to be. also the music is good very good. does he even count as a man anymore everyone's a transgender nowadays. anyway i don't actually know anything abt him apart from the stage persona and that's the way I'm trying to keep it bc everything i learn about celebrities I learn against my will

manuel germanletsplay. god i was so obsessed with him as a teenager. for the americans: he was of the biggest german gaming/minecraft youtubers and national heartthrob among teen girls. everyone shipped him with his friends including me THE FANFICSSSS..... he inspired a lot of transgenderism in me due to his twinky nature and his piano talent and long hair and the fact he never (to this day) showed his face. his persona was like a real life creepypasta character when it comes to sex appeal

isak valtersen skam..... skam is like my longest running hyperfixations i first watched it circa 2017 and have been rewatching at LEAST twice a year since then. idc that it's a teen show.......... he contributed greatly to my transgenderism. I love manipulative teen guys who are just the absolute fucking worst when you look at it objectively. he was such a male manipulator the whole s1 arc rlly made him out to be such a mastermind supervillain it was so silly. and then he got rlly pathetic in s3 ❤️❤️❤️❤️ anyway awesome outfits also..And anger issues

mickey milkovich shameless.... don't feel like I need to explain. WHAT AN ARC !!! he's a terrible person but like somehow the most sympathetic character in the entire show. everything past s7 was such flanderization it made me mad as hell but before that waowwaow.....he deserved better. my meowmeow. would move mountains and literally kill people for the most average annoying guy ever (real mickey fans hate ian) (jk hes fine minus the last 2 seasons)

syd march antiviral. what a fucking freak. he's got everything. blood kink. appearance of a sickly victorian child. horrible daddy issues. bisexuality. a thinly veiled transgender subplot. he's just so slimy and greasy and you just wanna punch him the entire movie I love it. big fan. also a male manipulator..U never know how much of his weakness is real and how much is faked to gain people's trust. he's just like me when it comes to obsessing over random beautiful women!!

sven kretschmer from ich hasse liebeslieder. no one knows this book because it was posted in like 2015 on a german fanfiction website but it permanently changed my brain chemistry. wow. i love him so much. he's everything to me. eyeliner wearing bisexual emo with greasy black hair who canonically looks like gerard way and struggles with every mental issue under the sun. erectile dysfunction subplot. has an abusive father. my favorite band is only kj because that's HIS favorite band. you could trace back 90% of who I am as a person to sven. HE BECAME A TATTOO ARTIST ALSO THAT'S SO COOL!!! and he's the most loyal bastard ever just a kicked puppy kinda guy i love men who are really clingy in relationships. but at the same time he also has insane anger issues which I ALSO love in a man GRIN 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 ^^^^ see above faves this is a whole archetype of guy for me

jack as you are.... See profile pic!! you already knowwwww!!!!! he's just like me fr. sheltered/seen as weak and sensitive and longing to be rebellious and do things to impress other men (in a homosexual way). maybe transgender? maybe killed his best friend/brother/lover!! again...greasy long hair YAYYY!!! the whole movie could be a forcemasc fantasy

mirco from this sorta obscure book called landeplatz der engel....his mother rejected him. the woman who took him in is a prostitute.... he says ableist slurs but is the least ableist person in the whole book...he wears a ring with a jewel in the shape of a boar head how cool is that?? and he stole a car. and does illegal car races. and ditched his girlfriend for his new male best friend. and he's secretly really traumatized but never wants to be a victim and gets mad when you imply his past affected him 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 idk I just love how he never pretends to be a better person than he is, but the opposite of it. He never gives himself credit for how kind he is

will graham... What a fucking freak(2). proves that your life isn't over at 30 you can still find the love of your life and do really weird shit because you decided that the only thing you care about is what a freaky european cannibal thinks of you.

adam saw....what can i say. he's awesome. he's transgender. he's funny. he's tragic. he's in love with a man twice his age while his brain can't decide if it should see him as a father figure or romantic interest. relatable to me personally

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

my oc neph bell because he's awesome and basically me

steve harrington and eddie munson from stranger things bc i still ship it (there's zero canon moments but idgaf about canon its stupid anyway) bc 1. Tragic blond failson with daddy issues and 2. eddie gave me aesthetic aspirations fuel for like a full year before i figured out who i wanna be. so yeah. I'm only a little bit ashamed of this

tyler durden fight club because yeah. and by extension the narrator bc the moments where he acted like a proper weird fucker were so funny and also meeeeeeee x3

nezumi no.6 you edgy fucker

mo folchart inkheart bc i always wanted him to be my father

kurt cobain

my other oc cesar liehmann bc he embodies everything i like re: blond men with anger issues who have to compensate for their average height by acting more confident than they are

free space for whoever i might be forgetting rn. I always have a LOT of thoughts about fictional men....

SHIN TSUKIMI FROM YTTD LOL I REMEMBER BEING CRAZY ABT HIM

max zerophilia... just completely embraces his sexuality and status as a Z. shamelessly in love with both luke and luca. HOT!!!! kind of bad at flirting but it works for him. AND HE'S ALSO HOT AS MICHELLE AND I'M BISEXUAL SO THAT'S THAT

[howtotwirlaknife22]

trick or treat!

Trick

*opens the fire hydrant on the street in your direction*

Lololololol jk hehe happy Halloween!

🍬 🍭 🍫

Some candy for you!

[ask-serendipity-sky]

They’re still talking about the marvel ost rumor? Looool it’s been like 2 years that they’re spreading this supposed info and it still hasn’t happened I don’t believe it anymore they always tell bs or stuff we already know or could guess easily 😑

Hi,

I guess? It's like that taekook collab from the vminkook live in 2021. The one that Jk had no clue existed but went along with for the sake of Tae's joke.

Last winter, tkkrs were waiting for the song to drop lololololol

Still makes me laugh.

Thanks for sharing.

[kinktae]

did everyone forget about succubus jungkook?? ? LIKE IVE BEEN HERE WANTING TO GET RAILED BY DEMON JK EVER SINCE YOU WERE POSTING THE TEMPTIBG SERIES 😣😣💔💔💔

LOLOLOLOLOL that’ll def come after too tempting is done! It actually takes place later as far as timeline is concerned

[monmuses]

hey haha wanna bob for apples together this Halloween?? lololololol jk jk.................. unless

me bobbing for apples

no but fr i hate water going up my nose so u better plug it for me when i dive my head into the apple bucket

[daechwitatamicrecs]

Hi Lua! Is this my first review for you? Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle while I give you my unhinged live reactions!

Ok right from the jump this is so fucking funny! Not JK having to tattle to Tae’s mom on him!!!! I was belly laughing!!!

LOLOLOL OH NOOOOO TAE TAEEEEEEEEEE HE’S A POOR BABY!!!!!! God I laughed so hard, nooooo the secondhand embarrassment warning hit way earlier than I expected it!!!!!!

“Has his voice always been this high?” ajshfkajsfhajsfh I LOVE HIM I’m not gonna survive this 22k is gonna kill me I need you to make this like maybe an easy 8k so I have a CHANCE OF SURVIVAL LUA!!!!!!!!!

“holy fuck why are things foggy?” lololololol what a MOOD, me climbing one (1) flight of stairs

“[10:58] kookie: just try not to puke on her and you’ll be fine (;” JKAHFKJahfuiqwhfoquwhdkjhakj I am SCFEAMINGGGGGG

My god it just gets wore and worse for him. Listen. LISTEN. I’m willing to step aside and let reader have him but I volunteer for the job of standing next to him and putting my hand over his mouth when he needs someone who make him shut up.

“What else is real?!” aiksjfkahfjsh this sweet baby protect him!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Well, I haven’t accepted shit. You please tell your rent sharer that Jungkook is mine.” Lololololol

“He can confidently make popcorn-“ LKAJFKSFHAJKH LUA WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNYYYYY

Oh god no not dancing THIS LEADS TO TROUBLE HAVEN’T YOU FOOLS WATCHED FOOTLOOSE

“You're like, in a league of your own” TRUTH

I yelled “NOOOOOOOOOOOO” out loud, like literally sounds out of my mouth, when they miscommunicate after kissing :( :( :(

Iadjfkashfkjsfh the “I’m here” I lauuuuuuuuuuuughed omgggggg he’s so simple, my god I love him

“I’m gonna ask you a question, and I need you to be as clear as possible, because that’s the only way I’ll understand.” I’M OBSESSED WITH HIM YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I CLUTCHED MY CHEST AND EVERYTHING

“Don't you dare ruin it, I literally just got it.” Lmaooooooo she’s so real for that

“Then give me one more.” BYE! GOODBYE! GOOD! BYE! GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iasjfkashfkjahfjah I lovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeed this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a fucking gift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do not care that it is literally St. Patrick’s Day let me get my Christmas bin back out just to ENJOY THIS MORE!!!!!! So well done, lua, so funny and the smut was wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww and this tae is so so so endearingly dumb and wonderful and goddamn where do I express order one?!

Snow Flower | kth (m)

pairing ↠ himbo!taehyung x reader (f. reader)

genre ↠ college!au; holiday!au; smut; humor; fluff; strangers to almost lovers to idiots to lovers; one-shot.

summary ↠ after making some terrible memories together, Taehyung wants nothing more than to never see you again; and he was pretty much succeeding — until he finds himself having to spend Christmas alone with you in the middle of nowhere.

rating ↠ +18

warnings ↠ taehyung is bi y’all; alcohol consumption; sexual tension; taehyung is a menace but he’s also stupid; some religious jokes are made; some kink shaming (tae is lowkey offended by furry kink?? idek); minor accident; very minor parent issues (this is really in the background, but i was going through stuff and writing it helped); a bunch of Christmas movies talk; taehyung is scared of grinch lol (i’m serious 💀); second hand embarrassment; pov switch; explicit smut (the warnings are long as fuck, so beware).

smut warnings 👀↠ mentions of anal; masturbation; orgasm denial; orgasm control; a whole lot of teasing; edging; dirty talk; pet names; soft dom!taehyung; switch!reader; fingering; light pussy slapping; nipple play; oral (f. and m. receiving); choking on cock; tae has a huge dick ‘cus it’s christmas and we deserve it; unprotected sex (pls don’t do it. this is unhinged fiction); praise kink; marking; biting; light spanking; a splash of degradation (he calls reader a slut once); reader has sensitive thighs; tae has stamina for days; so much begging; a bit of overstimulation ‘cus taehyung is a man on a mission; multiple orgasms; squirting; creampie; cum eating; it’s rough but it’s also super silly; they joke during sex, it’s ridiculous; aftercare.

teaser ↠ (wc:0.8k) read it before to make sure this is for you ♡

word count ↠ 22k (7.5k are just smut y'all, i went off 🥴)

estimated reading time ↠ 60 minutes

note ↠ just wanna come out and say that i listened to mistletoe an unhealthy amount of times to get into the mood to write this and i think i’m damaged for life. also, i know it’s march lol, but i went through some shit™️ while writing this and it took some time to get back on track. to be honest, i almost gave up on this fic at least once a week, and it was hard as fuck to finish it. i struggled a lot with the plot until i was actually satisfied, but i’m pretty happy with how it turned out.

note² ↠ if this fic is finished, i have to thank @uarmymoonlight for lowkey bullying me into seeing this story through, always ready to motivate and help me brainstorm and fix plot points. you know i love you, and i hope you get a himbo to yourself one day. also wanna thank @vsualitae for being such a sweet listener, and for helping me through writer’s block. you’re amazing, and i will cherish you forever, please don’t give up on me because i’m terrible at replying.

note³ ↠ thank you again for @imakeamess for the amazing banner!

playlist ↠ this is what i think reader and tae’s playlist would look like

navigation | masterlist | permanent taglist | tell me your thoughts ♡

Jungkook suffering a car accident two days before Christmas was honestly so damn selfish of him.

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[queenharumiura]

Hibari or Yamamoto?

MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN: [Hibari] or [Yamamoto] ||Accepting||

FIRST OFF-

That's like asking me to choose between TYE Haru and TYL Haru.

Why do this me. HOW do this to me. WHO U?

Aesthetics-wise I really like the both of them. Hibari, slightly more so. Edge-wise, loooooooooookkkk I really love them both. When Yamamoto gets all serious? HOH GOD. Don't get me started. Hibari when he's all 'i'll kill everything in my path' phewwww don't tell me how to have a good time.

Why are Hibari and Yamamoto both tied for third place, you ask? Because both of them are characters I disliked at the start but then it took one scene and I instantly went: JK I LOVE THEM NOW.

Notice something? It's the same thing that happened to me with Haru. That's why they're all top 3 LOLOLOLOLOL Coincidentally, all three of them are Taurus.

It's the Taurus trio!

Look-- I really love both of them. Why would you do this to me? I love them equally. You quite literally don't understand. IF there was a Yamamoto out there that was more active, I will become a professional 'i'm in your notifications like a never ending headache'. Yamamoto is just a friendly guy and easy to talk to.

Hibari is a bit harder to befriend but if you manage it, it's a very fun time speaking from past RP experience. I picked up Hibari because the one I was very fond of left, so I filled in the gap for myself. I could pick up Yamamoto, but I associate him with old blogs that I was fond of and I don't have the confidence to play such a puppy.

Don't get me started on how much i'd cry if I found one that I can actively throw at. Don't. get. me. started. I REALLY adore Yamamoto because he reminds me of the friend who pulled me into KHR (she also cosplayed Yams, and Dino! I was her Hibari ahahahahhahh we don't talk about that)

All this to say that I can't really choose between them, but for the sake of my sanity, I'll pretend the question asks 'which would you rather muse, Hibari or Yamamoto?' I choose Hibari.

I'd honestly love to muse Yamamoto and I did consider it, but it just... doesn't feel right in my heart of hearts.

[pampamtiger]

i'm seeing a lot of jimin videocall edits in reaction to his upcoming online fansign. if i were to win, i might decline the video chat and ask jimin to just message what he wants. lololololol jk no one could waste the chance let alone me xd (but i might not speak and just stare lmao)

[heeracha]

*sliding 5 dolars* it better be hee, going back to ur roots babe

jk, not really tho , new smau would be cool since u are a god with those ngl, but only if u feel like it queeb6

i reread botm way to many times btw sooo uviskduskjs 😅😅😅

LMAOOOOOOO yeah im back T_T everyone's so surprised like hello ????? one friend said it's surprising bcs i always change ults but i dont go back except this one time LOLOLOLOLOL

anyway,,, thank u honey <333

honestly,,, me too T_T

[bookdork1]

rationally, i understand that jesper has yet to meet wylan and does not even know that the boy exists, however that did not stop me from watching the scene with the stable boy like: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO WYLAN YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE YES I KNOW YOU DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS AND YES THE STABLE BOY IS VERY PRETTY BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT JESPER

[yeet-noir]

*looks at the adrichat apocalypse* gosh i wanted to combat the adrien/cn salt but at what cost...

I don’t know if this is what I want now. I wanted the best for him but..... this is too much dare I say back fo salt?